Decided to catch the train to London today. I just can’t face a five-hour return journey in the orange Jeep.
Believe me, I’m in touch with my inner ‘orangeness’ – it’s just that a combination of orange and Renegade is one Jaffa too far.
A car should be a joyous thing – something you long to drive when it’s parked outside your house.
My 1972 Land Rover is noisy, uncomfortable and draughty but I look forward to steering it 100 times more than the Jeep.
Sure, on paper the Renegade has plenty of kit and a heritage to match – despite being expensive.
It’s really a fake though. There’s more history and charisma in my BIC pen. The fact Jeep has played on the heritage card so heavily with this new Renegade really sucks.
I never thought I’d say this but honestly, go drive the hugely impressive Skoda Yeti instead. It’s a much better car.